Friday, July 20, 2007

My eyes have been soiled

There once was a student named Frisk
Whose sex was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
That the Lorentz Contraction
Reduced his tool to a disk.

*cries with joy/sadness*

It seems that wine disagrees with me. I'm perfectly fine with it; it doesn't seem to like me.

Polyphasic sleep is nifty! I would like to try it. Either way, I'm off to continue the gift buying.

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