Tuesday, December 07, 2004

In the cold, cold night (8)

In the course of reading the news, you sometimes wonder whether you're in bizzaro world. And if so, why am I not being inundated by sexy sexy supermodels wishing to have sex with me.

But aside from the whoring, you see...other things.

Like...A restaurant for anorexics.

I really like gum too. (Okay, to be far, the actual idea and principle of the thing is quite cool.)

Jared, you have money, bankroll me so I can start a bar for recovering alcoholics. You can have a lifetime membership.

This was pretty weird too...God I hope my cat isn't ever reduced to this. (Ignore the story, look at the accompanying pic. How sleazy is he?!)

And if she is, she should know that there's no obligation. If there is, practice safe sex.

Cool travel blog. For gringos, by gringos.

"Here's my travel tip for you, don't be an idiot, but if some strange man comes up to you in a cemetery and offers a tour of the dead, and has no ID or work-clothes, and is viciously chain-smoking, you need to take that tour. The guidebooks and your mother will probably tell you not do things like this, but how else can you get in other people's tombs, really?"

Peace out! *does little sign thingy*

Tehehehehehhe...Glee!

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