Homeland Security is everybody's job!

I love spam. They think i'm Christian, no foolin'. Offered to hook me up with other Christian people of loose morals and questionable nature.

Lazy, lazy, almost contemptible day today. For no/some reason, I have gone forward into this long weekend really expecting myself to enjoy it. No reason why, just a feeling I will really enjoy it, despite the studying required. So far...nothing much. Enjoyment there though.

Plans should be devised for the holidays. I really need to do...something.

Note: I'm revising possible phrases for my obit. This could keep me busy. So far, 'I got nothing' is the leading contender. Speaks for itself.

Anyway, problems about sense data and metaphysical ramifications aside, have a lazy, or conversly, ridiculous over packed day. Au revoir.

I scammed New Scientist!

Bahahahaha....It's a short story. And very cute. And very simple. Teheeheeheee.

I've developed RSI! That is to say, exams have started. Had two quite heavy exams today, being Business and Ancient. Am a little concerned for Business, as I did not go as well I had hoped, but it did increase my severe hatred for the subject and teaching of it. Intrinsically evil, almost.

Ancient, however, was quite fun! The Peloponnesian War is actually quite a fun topic, and I get to discuss it up with cool people. The exam itself was easy/broad, meaning I did not finish, but wrote a lot and hurt my hand. Hurray for good topics.

I will have to visit Bob-san soon in order to both deliver the Noir and make apologies for the lateness.

TO THE EXTREME

English morrow, to which I am relatively completely unprepared, yet have enough information to swamp me over and drown me forever in cwap. I still have heaps of time, so I guess I can do ze work.

It's interesting/depressing how the essay question in Ancient was actual literary criticism, versus the shite that we get taught as literary criticism in English. Mind you, literary criticism has it's own problems (and merits, to be fair), yet what we get taught is absolute tripe. Sickening, I swear.

*sigh* Standardised teaching, again bearing down and destroying the vestiges of the human mind. Go Chomsky go.

To conclude:

Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run, run, run,
Don't let the farmer have his fun, fun, fun
He'll get by without his rabbit pie,
Run rabbit, run rabbit
Run, run, run.

And there ends the little ditty. *nighttime and sleep*

Ah! Big Scary Exams!

Tis true, flee for your lives!

Exams start tomorrow! I am...woefully confused/underprepared. Study is a fickle bitch; even more so when you have to study for two completely unrelated subjects. But after that, stuff calms down a little bit...

Or DOES IT?

It don't. English the next day, where I am horribly flooded with info. Stressing. Woah, I just thought of an analogy comparing my half yearlys to a cyclone!

It goes like this:

The first onslaught is the three big exams quickly; this is the beginning of the storm. It is also the most destructive. Then, afterwards, you have the eye of the storm i.e. 4 day weekend. And then suddenly, you have the rest of the storm in the form of three other exams! And then storm goes away, revealing clear, sunny, holidays. Woo.

I am a literary madman. Or executioner, if the hood fits.

*insert 'urban' joke here*

Need more study! Am off, after a sort of inconsequential long weekend. It was a little packed for my tastes, what with exams and all. C'est la vie little ducklings.

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterward.

I have not blogged in a while! I wonder why...

In a rut. A deep one. One that seems to be filled with water. It is wet and my clothes stick to my skin. Uncomfortable and downright annoying. Figured out a way to climb out of it, a obvious one at that, only to forget it later. Damn, nirvana shall be attainable later I guess.

After all, lightning strikes the same place twice right?

Having a good time, which may be to the detriment of Quality. Answer lies with the Quality, that is to say, me. Semantics aside, bonne nuit.

Cool things to be noticed by: 1

For example, when A&L Daily decides to change the date on the 15th of March to the Ides of March.

Odd things: Disregarding the general institutional EVIL existing today, why the hell is Wolfowitz being nominated for the head of The World Bank?

Bad things: They fucking got into the Artic Wildlife Refuge. Goddamn it. Grrrr *very annoyed* I'll kill a small child to alleviate the pain...or heighten it! *climax music*

It's hilarious to watch small children. They can be overpowered so easily, and pleased so easily. That's right, you WILL tie your shoelaces.

Someone from our school is doing stand-up on National TV! :O That is actually quite cool...and he had two of my badges! Well, now one badge, but still good. YAY!

is the name of the badge that he has.

I have work to do...Life is tiring and leaves unpleasant aftertastes, despite the heavy consumption of chocolate. Is it time for Coffee? Let's hope it isn't....it probably will come to it though :( I shall, albeit missing a pancreas or liver. Tschuss.

That's exactly the type of wooly-headed liberal thinking that gets you eaten.

I've almost watched the first season of Buffy! *gasp* I am le committed.

And Kasporov quitted! Quitter. He's now going against Putin. Expect the book to come out sometime soon. In addition, he is CRAZY.

"In his chess career, Kasparov never shied away from political battles, going back even to before he became world champion by defeating the Soviet establishment favorite, Anatoly Karpov, in Moscow in 1985.

In 1984, the rivals' first world championship match, also in Moscow, broke up in controversy after five months when Florencio Campomanes, president of the international chess federation, FIDE, stopped the match after 48 games when the score stood at 5-3 to Karpov, citing concerns for the players' health.

Karpov had led the match 5-0, but after a long series of draws, Kasparov had won two games in a row, prompting speculation that Karpov was on the verge of physical and mental collapse."

Crazazy, I tells ya.

I should do my essay...I will be sorta busy this week. Going to theatre wednesday! Yay. Should be good good. I want to blog, but TIME. I'm going to fail, and not a have a good record of it. It'll be...worthwhile. I'm getting forgetful too. It's worrying, but something not to be concerned about. For now atleast. There are worse concerns such as the not sleeping and lack of nutrition thing.

But those things all require thought and time, of which I am very reluctant to sacrifice. Oh well, I can deal with it later. Tschuss tschuss.

In addition to being elitist,

The Guardian is also funny!

Sigh, if only rape was a normal reproductive strategy in humans...

And no, necrophilia will never be normal. Ever. That's right, i'm talking to you.

Damn necrophiliacs...

I'll go around confusing people and trying to get some zzzzz's. And trying to win rabbits of course. And Interpol hates us. Correction, hates me. *sob* Nighty-night.

It was a garden with principle.

See, socialism and basketball do mix.

Lost respect for people today...I find it hard to believe that there are people who are more annoying than me. How do they do it, I do not know...I must get their valuable and juicy secrets. They seem very much like mangoes, yet I respect mangoes quite a bit...Very sensible fruits they are.

I am sick! It is frustrating. I lack contractions. G'night all.

Crazazy

or business geniuses?

Chomsky would love this.

Damn that's good business practice. Haven't seen stuff like this since the day of Ford and such. So much more elegant and insidious too.

Join us this Sunday as we delve into the sticky politics of sperm donation

Damn the ABC to its government funded hell!

Although it has thought me certain very valuable things concerning my penis:

I will never ever urinate in the Amazon River. If you do, expect to be assaulted by parasite fish who will swim up your penis and plant barbs. Here, it will puncture your skin and feast upon your blood. I kid you not, parasite fish. Big parasite fish too...they got one from a guy which was 13 cms long.

If there was ever a reason for men NOT to despoil the earth, this is one. Mother Nature sure has ways of keeping the human population in abject fear...atleast the males.

Curse this week of assessments.

I have finished watching second season of Family Guy. Hurrah for funnyness! It is quite good, and have almost finished first season of Mahoromatic...however, that is nowhere near as impressive as it is 12 eps long :P

Being cool tires you out. Supergenius out.

I'm going too. Damn mimes and their glass cubes.

Satellite poem

Woo.

Had an assessment! It was mucho scary, as assessments should be. Let's not talk about the selling-out, nor the innate frustration involved. *sigh* Unpleasant.

However, I have been reading about Godel! There's an umlaut there, as well, but I lack the prerequisite knowledge to insert it. He is a super-genius! Guess that happens when you have Einstein as your BEST FRIEND.

I don't have Einstein as a friend :(

Also been thinking about Quality, and its relevance to a postmodern mindset...It's really quite nifty. The whole idea of transcending postmodernism through the art thingy corresponds very well with Quality, which pleases me greatly. Hurrah for smart people.

Am watching Mahoromatic! It's...umm, iffy. Good, but iffy. Noir will have to wait, as I don't like watching two series at once, and Mahoromatic is the much more inviting one. I still have Family Guy to get through as well.

And i'm meant to be studying! Damn business to its profitable Hell.

Puppies are adorable. Bye bye!