Thursday, March 03, 2005

Join us this Sunday as we delve into the sticky politics of sperm donation

Damn the ABC to its government funded hell!

Although it has thought me certain very valuable things concerning my penis:

I will never ever urinate in the Amazon River. If you do, expect to be assaulted by parasite fish who will swim up your penis and plant barbs. Here, it will puncture your skin and feast upon your blood. I kid you not, parasite fish. Big parasite fish too...they got one from a guy which was 13 cms long.

If there was ever a reason for men NOT to despoil the earth, this is one. Mother Nature sure has ways of keeping the human population in abject fear...atleast the males.

Curse this week of assessments.

I have finished watching second season of Family Guy. Hurrah for funnyness! It is quite good, and have almost finished first season of Mahoromatic...however, that is nowhere near as impressive as it is 12 eps long :P

Being cool tires you out. Supergenius out.

I'm going too. Damn mimes and their glass cubes.

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