Stop flavouring my juice.
It may sound a little tinfoil hatty, but i'm serious.
STOP FLAVOURING MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE.
If and when I go crazy(I told you, the dog talks) and have to be committed somewhere (I pray that people have the decency to commit me to somewhere which hasn't been subletted already) I have one request: I want my Orange juice fresh. Not reconstituted, not flavoured, not with folate in it. Just some goddamn juice.
And no, it wouldn't be funny to spike my juice with E or LSD or some other hallucinogen on either the pretexts of "study" or "entertainment".
...Actually, LSD would be funny. I'll authorise that dubious request.
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