Monday, March 27, 2006

Nah man, Satan is all about the oral sex!

God how I love the Korz.

I've capitalised to show him respect. Cause he is you know.

RESPECTED.

Aretha Franklin would be proud.

I'm being treated wayyyyyy too nicely. Taxi driver gave me free ride. Go dude!

Got spirited away, but I still think I'm dying...That came out wrong.

Cupcakes down the pants as act of rebellion = hilarious.

Daylight what now? Fucking farmers. It was a joke you fucks, get over it.

My cat is a crappy hunter. She can't hunt a stationary object.

It was a CAN. OF CATFOOD. In addition she can't really hunt or run away because she has this very visible white tip on ther tail. In fact it's a beacon. Plus she's fat....I wanna scratch my ears with my feet. Sigh. More denial. Night.

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