Okay, i'm breaking a rule but screw that! I get on the Net and end up seeing the most random crap ever. And it makes me LAUGH. It's news time!
What?! Why not now? Breasts. That usually works to get your attention.
Helper monkeys!
OK this is shite. But I put it to show how they put a SIX-FUCKING -PAGE article about how R.Kelly's abuse of children is somehow more acceptable than Michael Jackson's. What planet do these people live on?!
This related to minties nickname so here it is. Most pirated film ever this year!
ALong the theme of long and crazy names for shows, Dr. Love's Super Baby Making Show!
Gay porn! Apparently they're rereleasing pre-80's flicks again.
"My new movies teach that we can keep people safe and have hot, nasty, good fun." Yep, good one.
You body is a wonderland! Does that mean it's closed down?! Bahahahahahahaha...ha.
Avril to go on Atkins! She says the 'angry'(angry? what?) lyrics on her album were due to TOO MANY CARBS. Avril, you just suck.
That's all the interesting pieces of news I've gathered so far, everything else is just my politicy/sciency stuff. Though I should add class to this and add a Hunter S. Thompson column.
Happy readings!
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