More delicious, nutritious quotes!

Mr Morris is so bitter:

" Recently, we had an election. Bunch of clowns! Well, some of them atleast. Don't have much time for politics."

"5 years ago, I said that we would be accessing the Internet through our phones. But they didn't listen to me, did they!? "

Funny stuff:

Again, Mr Morris: " In Communist Russia, they had little plots in their backyard where they grew some vegetables and hogs, or pigs as they call them over there. "

Read on the back seat of a bus: " Being gay is gay. "

Heard on a cartoon (X-men, if you must know): " Did you hear that?! It sounded like an explosion! "

In my English class:
Motherwell: " Some women turn to HRT to combat menopause. "
Student: Holden Racing Team!

On the Chaser Decides (which you all should be watching avidly! AVIDLY!) : " It's such a waste of paper giving out those how to vote forms. Especially those how to vote Democrat forms. "

And last, beauty: " Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. "

Screwed it up a bit with the Korz!, really should have been more sensitive. No real damage though. Just my reputation :P Eh. You take of it min-taec.

Sleep!

EDITO (pronounced ehh-di-toh) : Wah!? Edelstein loves it. Ebert hates it.


Guess which movie. Utterly freaky.